Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

India?
You go stand on your head a while, and I'll think it over.
Second class?
I am the guru, Maha Mamura.
Yes, Jay.
Boy, you's really all dressed up for guruing, ain't ya?
Gurus don't feel no pain.
Good.
I'll take the mongoose.
Dear, it is beginning to mount up.
Yes, it is.
I'll free your soul!
Million?
About a $5 bus ride.
I'll ask.
I'm here with my guru.
Don't bug me, Ape.
Give me the police.
Meditate, my dear.
And for another $50, you can touch an untouchable.
For only $5,000, the guru will learn me the secrets of the Far East!
Ethro!
Do you spend much time in Madagascar or Outer Mongolia?
You done conquered the flesh.
Seems much steep.
Goodbye, dear.
I don't know.
You can even walk barefoot through a bed of hot coals.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
Shucks, loving uncle.
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
I was guided here by the great spiritual mother.
Oh, that's great.