Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I gotta tell you, you really took the cool out of Cool Whip.

Caroline, literally slow your roll.

and maybe change into this paper gown

Youth, energy, will to live.

Quick reminder: I'm a human being.

The only case in which two dongs make a right.

and we had a girls' day tomorrow?

I mean, you're playing penis roulette down there.

I'm getting really upset.

Like Beetlejuice?

Max, maybe you finally met a guy

What is he doing here?

I ripped the middle right out of my Spanx.

Shall we sit and get to know each other?

Talk to my like I'm a 10-year-old...

And the bad news is...

So... you take me to dinner,

to look past Owen's situation.

You may feel stupid,

This, however, is bologna.

What the heck does "not regular down there" mean?

really started to freak out.

Sophie, where did you go?

you wouldn't be home and I'd be sad.

and listen to homeless Barb pitch her screenplay

I'm gonna let a doctor poke around my front bottom.

This isn't doing it for me.

So I figured, you know, while I'm here,