Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-God, Jay. -Come on, Jessi.
♪ Innies, outies, easties, westies ♪
Don't listen to her, Missy. I find your hope winning.
I don't wanna go to that organic carrot farm. Argh!
that you can have sex without having a baby.
I wanna be really body positive. It's just that--
We're interested. We appreciate breasts.
Wow! Thank you. [chuckles]
-I've spoken to her. -[sneezes]
Well that's the whole point, sweetie.
-Can you keep a secret? -I don't know.
♪ Every belly flat or round ♪
'Cause of your two brothers who like '90s basketball?
-That is weird, isn't it? -Yeah.
It's hard in today's world. Everyone's on their screens
-Is she smart? Does she know who she is? -What?
Nips match lips. That's what my brothers always say. [laughs]
All right boys, let's-- Oh no!
You look like an understuffed scarecrow in those Baby Gap overalls.
You want to borrow the cardigan I carry around to cover my boners?
I said, "That's great." I'm really happy for you.
I read somewhere that no one likes their boobs.
Look, I know that this must be tough for you. I get that.
The three of us can have a girl's day.
-What? -Oh, Andrew.
Do you not know their names? We're over here all the time.
I think I've cheesed my jeans 11 times today,
-and we know who we are. -You're a couple of ugly nerds!
-You ready for this, Nicolai? -I guess.
I've had sex. Everyone has.
No, man. You're the man. Take a look around.
-[Hormone] Maybe she's right. -Oh my goodness.
What is that? An undershirt?
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
[laughs] Very funny.
♪ My booty is a beauty ♪
-You're objectifying her. -Oh!
How does it make you feel?
[pants]
-I have huge jugs. -Jay!
Did your moms tell you that?
I used to help book a live storytelling series.
-What? Missy-- -Might as well admit it.
-She does? -Yeah, we all do.
Best friend? What a bleeping loser.
Let's put aside for just a moment that you are our sex ed teacher.
I bet they're on that website, Ugly Girls are Pretty Too.
This might be controversial, but I'm gonna come out as pro boobs.
[girls giggling]