Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I honestly don't think we can continue working together.
.
-My backpack! -You can't touch his backpack.
Oh, please. It's bullshit.
I can't be horny and still be a decent guy?
-Hey, Jess. -What?
So I shouldn't just spout facts so she knows I'm smart?
You know, I spend a lot of time with him,
[door opens]
-[grunts] -[Andrew sighs]
Yeah, what are you doing, you weirdo?
You go to your room! Fine! You go to your room! Fine!
I mean, she is funny. She's really pretty.
I don't know. It's the new ad campaign for Ross Dress For Less.
-[crash] -[grunts]
And for extra credit, retain the details
[Steve] Uh-oh, smells like they're dropping us on the diaper barge again.
-[spits] -Ah!
Aw! And she misses her dog 'cause she's on vacation.
-[sighs] I know. -I wanna be hot and dumb.
God, we really do, don't we?
-Boobs. -Boobs!
(gasping) Go to your room! I'm fricking in my room! (gasping) Go to your room! I'm fricking in my room!
It's for a friend.
Don't worry. They're not fighting. This is how they play.
Okay. I guess, like,
-Hey, look at me! I'm Gina. -Jay!
You know it's all her fault.
-Love you, Jelly Bean. -Guys! We're just warming up!
Boob fever, which is not breast cancer,
I am full-on jaying off right here in public
You f ing... Dick!
Yeah, although it is kind of weird,
A treat for me?
Friends? I'd rather take a two week cruise on a diaper barge
-[bang] -Holy pope!
Like it was yesterday.
and everything's moving a mile a minute. I guess what I'm trying to say is,