Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's erratic. He tends to explode.
Never heard of a poisoned pork chop!
It was busy. Moe, another last beer, please.
It's blowfish, sir. But I should warn you that one--
"Listen to Lisa play her sax."
-Get over here. Bring 50 bucks for bail! -50 bucks?
COOTIES!! All signs point to cooties!! Is there anything you would like to tell me Tammy.
The playground has the facts right but missed the point.
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Wait a minute.
One consolation is that you'll feel no pain until tomorrow evening...
"Try something new. How can it hurt you, Homer?"
-That's it, baby. Work those ankles! -Ring-a-ding-ding, sir.
That's it. Duke Zeibert's standing by. We'll get some matzo ball soup.
-Please, Dad? -No!
-We've never been close, have we? -Not to my knowledge.
Unless you taped over this, you probably wonder about your dad.
Come on Pal, Fugu me
I love the Spurs. If you're betting, they're gonna win it all.
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it.
Oh, I want to be in that rumba
-...you have 24 hours to live. -24 hours?
--begat Phinehas. Phinehas begat Abishua.
Pork chops. From cradle to grave, etched in stone--