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No, Mama, she just stepped out for a while.
Pigheaded? Back up.
do you think you can get me an autographed copy too?
No, she ain't, Mama.
Well, then, buy yourself a restaurant.
"Take a handful of corn and a handful of flour,
Louise, if I could sell the idea to my boss,
But I'd like to find out some more personal information
In a hospital! Where else?
Uh-oh.
But I've signed a contract
You do?
for my mother when she got married,
I think it's time you started your next book.
Well, sometimes we can't tell the truth.
denying your wife the right to her own career.
Hey, Weezy, good news.
you've got the makings of a sensational cookbook.
Yep, like "Two's company and four's a crowd."
Louise Mills ain't struggled
From now on, whatever you want to do
Now, listen to this one for oxtail soup.
It says "Louise Mills." That's your maiden name.
Now I got a whole chain of cleaning stores
Oh, but it's already a quarter to 6.
They're doing a story on you.
but we was fighting them.
I ain't going to stand in your way.
Jefferson, damn it!
I went to all the trouble to bring you my recipes,
No, I don't think so. I know so.
in front of a studio audience.
We'll get this back to you real quick, George,
is... dull.
The faucet that's still dripping.
Oh, now try Peter Piper
Do you mind?
Well...
It made me feel wanted.
and I'll make you a bloody mary, okay?
As a matter of fact, it's mine.
You can't buy possum anymore,
Well, I'm sorry, Louise, but these things happen.