Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jordan, would you like to say the same thing?

You love being edgy, don't you?

We all want to be appreciated for our unique identities.

I turned her on to one sound-proofer so talented,

"Oh, Jordan, please come home. Please."

I feel like I'm losing all connections to what makes me me, you know?

I will do the same for lzzy

that are happy to see you.

Look, if who I am keeps slipping away from me,

You saw him without his pants on once.

I like the way I was.

Ain't that right? Do you wanna come live...

What have you been doing all day?

If you're wondering whether or not it makes me happy or sad,

And just like that,

- A leg man. - A right bastard.

Of course, sometimes a phone call changes everything.

But when we decide to change who we are for someone we love...

That's how most people remember it.

And if we don't win, there's no chance of us getting laid at the after-party.

you're always gonna be a Latina with an upside down exclamation point.

That's how you say "hello," right?

Well, luckily you have a lot of very close,

Bad dream, baby?

that I can already hear blubbering on the phone,

My best friend is a very, very white girl from Connecticut.

performing like that.

What is so funny?