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Yeah.
I don't know.
I am cool.
a mind-boosting caffeine suppository.
a two-gallon tub of potato salad?
Bert's a geologist.
Right. Sorry, sir.
Nah, we're not fat enough, or wearing diapers.
s s
Yeah, I mean,
and start with a color?
Sheldon!
to my grandmother's for Christmas.
I am going to pump cerebral spinal fluid
It doesn't mean you won't love your own baby.
Well, I didn't get to see you last night.
We can't afford to lose any more time.
Oh, you want go to the mall and look at baby stuff?
You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?
And when Amy started using a solution of chromic acid
How can you be embarrassed around me?
Now, can you please try to soldier through?
Look at that, it is a party.
Well, you could try starting with "sir".
Right. Listen to me.
Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you.
Oh, it's complicated.
We-We're thinking... two years.
But what if we can't?
They'd go out on adventures together.
You think you're the first government contractor
Not really.
According to the world's worst cuckoo clock, it's 2:00.
It's fun to think about, but it's not helpful.
Uh, okay, let's pretend you do have a problem.
Okay.
Oh, there's so much junk in there, it's embarrassing.
weaning myself off in steps.
Why don't you just go home?
and some people are not baby people.