Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was like a miracle moment.
The scoreboard tells the tale.
I got the footwork.
I just feel sorry for them.
in the Woodcrest Youth Basketball League, get this:
Well, that is not what winning is about.
when the Miami Heat signed him to a $3 gazillion contract,
I don't think that's gonna work.
There's a bim, a bam, and one more thank-you-ma'am.
Oh, man.
I don't think I can concentrate on the game
[♪♪♪]
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? joshua williams.
to leave elementary school and go to the NBA
for a cool million dollars,
It's shine time, folks, but all that glitters is--
Hey, great shorts.
because he stacks paper to the ceiling
Uh-oh. Look out.
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
Game on.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
[LAUGHS]
around the right side of his opponent--
Ooh, another two points.
Goes straight up in his face and-- Ooh, a swish.
Oh, he's got the look on his face.
Riley, this is it.