Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LAURA: [grunting]

- [laughs] Of course. I use it as a tea stirrer.

Suck my ass, old man!

CHRISSY: [gasping]

[suspenseful music]

You're a natural.

- Meh, nah, I wasn't gonna actually die.

You should feel proud.

Mama's got the antidote, though.

or I'll hang you with your own nose again.

who is supposed to bring upon Maximus Dawnus?

♪♪ But that's just a bucket of lies ♪♪

We're gonna be okay. Oh! - What?

LAURA: "Oh, never mind." Shut up, Darlene.

is a gift for everyone involved,

but if any type of liquid touches it--

- If you think a death match is how I wanna bond,

ANNOUNCER: Someone get a breath mint.

- That's great to hear.

- Oh, well, we're neighbors,

And if you wanna be my father,

I don't know if you ever got your dick shot off,

And here you are in a dark alley with another monster?

- I don't think you can handle this fucked up.

soaking in the waning sexual rhythms

- Darlene, why did you do that?

- Ladies' night!

- Yeah, change of plans, Darlene.

WIFE: You have no job, no dick.

- Wow, and that's just the tip, huh?

DARLENE: I'd make up excuses: "Gotta fix a leaky pipe."

- Yeah, yeah, I guess so.

Clearly she's never met you.

- Laura? You decided to stay!

LAURA: Smaller than I imagined.

You'll never stick me before I fry your balls.

- Oh, I think he's getting tired.

This will help you let go.

When you were born, part of myself transferred to you.

Don't worry. Trust your instincts.

- Come on, goofer dust, do your stuff!

It can open fissures to hidden corners of the Earth,

would know a place with a motto