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- Well, I was saving you Single White Female style.
across the Demicorporeal Plane.
- I used to come here when it was a genuine piece of shit.
I'm finally getting you out of the house
- Wow, so you no longer want
- Well, now that you're here,
- No offense, Darlene, but you don't know what I need, okay?
and if the schnoz matches the schmeckle,
Why can't you just be honest with me?
- No, I'm not good.
because I'm a winner!
Well, I should probably head out.
♪♪ Let's make a contract ♪♪ SATAN: [laughs]
you really don't know me at all.
- Imagine how good it would feel
- She tells you a lot, huh?
- This is a guy I used to torture.
- Deep down, Laura's a good person
Maybe I'm drawn to dark shit because deep down,
I wanna pinch his cheeks, maybe pet his snorkel.
♪♪ ♪♪
You are so goddamn selfish.
Shit, I used up the extra Liquesco.
- It would have helped
to introduce your savagery to all the realms.
hitting on me is a dead end.
You trying to murder me or disappoint me?
Gotta play to the audience.
- What did you get us into?
♪♪ ♪♪
Sorry, that's what we call urine-rehydrated bone powder.
and extremely powerful compound, okay?
- Ooh, cutie at five o'clock. Hot tip: take his compliment.
I got us the VIP treatment.
LITTLE BOY PUPPET: ♪♪ I'm the Antichrist ♪♪
LITTLE BOY PUPPET: ♪♪ They say my dad the devil ♪♪
the bathroom walls with my brain.
- Not true. - Do you even like me?
frtt
And I brought you out tonight because sometimes
- Oh, you're one to judge.
but I can handle fucked up.
- Oh, go fuck yourself.
- Come on,
- There are two separate men
and just wants to connect.
- He just got a license to die.
- This has been working for you?