Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

FeIIas, UncIe Jesse, come here, quick.

Enos, I thought I toId you to pIant nasturtiums over by that path.

I AIN'T GONNA LET NOTHING STOP THE RIGHT AND PROPPER BURIAL OF OLD DEMRAN.

I mean, this wiII be the first pIace they'd start Iooking for you.

Bo and Luke figured it'd take the watchman a couple of hours...

Why is it every year you weaseI and sniveI about that money?

I promised them aII a big free wake at the Boar's Nest.

You better get Jesse and Daisy to Iend you a hand.

And this whoIe dang thing's nothing but a frame-up.

I wouIdn't be a bit surprised, seeing as how you pIanted them here.

Then why wiII we bury somebody we don't know?

-How's that gonna do us any good? -WeII, first thing...

It's Enos and Rosco.

in genuine United States currency.

-D: AII of the above. -What happened?

Most Hazzard babies was born in Boss'hospital.

-In the kitchen. -Yeah.

Let's stay on our toes.

-Start counting afresh. -Yes, sir.

You got me. He owns just about every pIace in Hazzard County.

If you can't teII the difference between me and Bo...

SowbeIIy and beans again? That must be aII you can cook.

Now you just puII over and Iet me pass, dipstick.

Yeah, he was in cahoots with those Duke boys.

Now we can ship aII them biIIs...

-You say Bo went into the truck? -That's right.

You know the rules.

-You kick my butt. -When I kick your butt....

-How couId we have Iost $1 miIIion? -Someone must've switched the coffins.

I was gonna say: ''Why don't you borrow my truck?''

For $29.99, he could repaint an old hearse and make it look new enough...

I ain't gonna Iet nothing stop the right and proper buriaI of OId Tom MacDougaI.

That's right. Provided we can get ahoId of the $5 entry fee.