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I lose my shit a little bit.
No, no, no, no, no! Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up...
We need musicians. Terminally, miserably bored musicians.
I'm gonna sound quite cheesy over it.
Ah!
She's at the Manhattan School of Music on a full scholarship.
- OK. - You're gonna be great.
people lose sight of who he is, and they don't treat him
Um...
A guy like that falls on his lip for a couple of years,
Right this way. Thank you, Marco.
Yeah.
And I'm not Judy Garland just off a Greyhound bus
- Is it really? - It's pretty funny, man.
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
I don't know if it's about you, but it's definitely for you.
This is the actual size of my penis.
- That's right. - That's fucking crazy.
and she just comes outwith it, first off. Whole story.
No. You're entitled.
Hey. Give me a bourbon. Hurry up.
- Yeah, I got it. - 'Cause that was exceptionally good.
First cello, then violin.
I don't... I... I'm a kid. I don't have any money on me.
I... What?
- This is an exercise. - Yes. Ready?
It's gonna be simple. You should come play.
It's great. No, no, no. I'm not... It's great.
Hey! There he is. Big Dave.
- Guitar change. All right. - All right!
Really? OK, so this is obviously not anything about the album.
Biggest fridge I've ever seen.
I know you can. That's what's worrying me.
- Nice. - Yeah, it was good.
Believe me, I know. I know you better than anybody.
What if he doesn't answer?
Let's hear that bass, my brother.
I think it's good.
Done something to his face.
What's that?
What do you mean?
- Yeah, we got to... - Where?
is so fucking lame, Saul, and you know it.
I do.
- Right? - I'm glad to see you.
looking for stardom, but really, thank you.
I mustn't. I can't.
- What emotional difficulties? - I was too emotional. Read on.
- No. No, no, no. No, I... - No?
- You're a genius. - You're not listening to this.
And after that, I think, then you bring in the violin and cello.
We get you a look and a killer video,
Thank you. We should have a toast right now.
And if I could somehow say something or do anything
- Yes. - All right. Can you sing?
please join us. It's a really special song to me, so...
I'm sorry, wait a minute. Um, do you play bass?
Chinatown. Cathedral of Saint John the Divine.
- Bye. - Bye.
I'm being fucking horrendous right now, which is exactly why I need to, um...
What's that smell?
No. It's your album.
Thank you.
I will. OK, where's...
I can't sing. I can play a bit of guitar,
- Why? - Why? What kind of question is that?
- Bye. - Thank you.
- I know. - Oh my...
These people know that they are sitting behind those desks
Get up!
Because... you need a desk, a live room and soundproofing.
- You have your key? - Yep. I got it.
Thank you.
Listen, I'm shooting a song down here,
- I mean, I found it worked very well. - Yeah.
Uh, call me. Please call me.
I've got to tell you, these people get married to it.
come in a little bit more gradually.
So, probably want to catch up on your sleep before then.
- I love it. - Got it?
So they're practically giving stuff away. I can record an album here soon.
That's it? No overdubs? Nothing?
Gretta, would you come up here, please?
An outdoor album?
- I got you, baby, I got you. - Come on, man.
Mim...
- Thanks. - All right.
the second hour of Potsy and Andy in the Morning!
I don't have time for this shit, man.
I... I'm gonna split. I'll see you tomorrow morning.
You want to do... Don't do this here.
I thought there were no answers,
- which I am, by the way. - No. I don't think
Uh, it just proves that a guy from nowhere can actually make it
Ignore him.
Tell me about it. I'm becoming Dave Kohl's girlfriend back home.
I'm gonna write a song.
My God, look at all this stuff.
We got to dance.
and I probably won't be able to get back to you at all, ever.
If you feel like it, do it, OK?
Kind of like Kerouac.
You all... motivated now?
That isn't alcohol.
- Yeah? - Set up here.
Oh, Gretta, come on, this is New York.