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But I just haven't, and performing is a nightmare for me.
Oh, hello.
Then he shot him.
- You're lying! - Oh, Sophia, Dorothy wouldn't lie!
Them: Which Golden Girl are you? Me: Apparently, I'm Dorothy! (Not even my top third choice!)
You were operated on, you're my daughter, where else would I be?
All right.
That's why I always win.
What about those nighties that don't close up in the back?
to help put you through college.
When it comes right down to it, what other choice do we have?
Dorothy, you all right?
It's a very small tumor, Ma. I've had it for about 20 years.
It's perfectly all right. Ma, what is that you're knitting?
That girl in the puddle was me.
For the sake of the act.
By the way, I'll be performing your surgery tomorrow.
I'm not Mr. Ferguson!
If you end up in a puddle tonight,
I also have a fear of performing. In front of groups, that is.
- OK. I am OK. - Just don't step too hard.
I had my appendix out in a hospital in Sicily. That was rough!