Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( dramatic theme playing )

Uh, Janette, this is, uh, Greta Wilkes.

Hm? Oh, that? Oh. Ha.

Haven't you ever seen red hair before?

Fine. I'll see you then.

All the candles burnt down.

♪ And love ♪

( mellow theme playing )

Nice to see you. ( people chattering )

Ah... Pardon me. Would you like a Danish?

There's Missy. You can tell from the dent in her head.

we could all end up just one big sex.

For someone who expected to be miserable,

I could walk out of here a free man.

( foghorn blares )

Coming, kitten.

I happen to be of the male persuasion myself,

Look, Janette, there's something I have to tell you.

Aren't you gonna walk me to my cabin?

You broke my pearls!

Look, I was just about to do

That's the kind of thing that's caused our marriage to go:

You'll collect your fee, I'll collect my facts,

Straight arrow.

but these particular accommodations

♪ Welcome aboard ♪

There's nothing wrong with sausage.

Shh-shh-shh-shh. Nobody wants me.

( clears throat )

There's nothing left to talk about.

We didn't put these glad rags on for nothing, did we?

I know how you must feel, but...

I thought it was the powder room.

Well, I mean, she's with a man, uh,

Days are going by too quickly.

No matter what lousy thing he does to me.

goes on the red seven.

Please, you don't have to say anything.

Besides, if we don't join Carl and Linda, you know,

Uh, you're in Suite 358 on the Aloha Deck.

for Paris is a moveable feast.

then wherever you go for the rest of your life

Hello. I’m Scott Gill, Your Cruise Director.

but I can certainly check for you.

in the right place at the right time.

( dramatic theme playing )

( in regular voice ): Are you ser...

♪ We're expecting you ♪

I... I'm expecting someone. Lucky guy.

What are you doing?

I've got 20 years invested in this, buster,

Hey, I'm sorry about the elevator.

No. ( knuckles crack )

You go up the stairs and out. Oh.

Who says I love anybody?