Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Huh. You'd better hold onto that credit card.
I thought I smelled sausage.
I try to meet all the passengers on this ship,
And she just looks up at me
I mean, all men do is lead you on.
That's Cabin E214. ( splash from pool )
You're stepping on my fingers. Lift me up.
Moi? Oh, captain, I was looking for someone...
He drives a Mercedes. Look, wait...
It makes me feel so festive.
It's the same way I used to look at Jerry.
You know what I love?
The second reason I'm here is...
We were at a drive-in movie once,
Hi, Janette. Hi.
You're gonna need it.
You mean you've read it? And I just blew 5 bucks.
( sighs )
( chuckles ): Look, I'm only kidding.
I had to throw something.
But I do have to go.
there's no Mr. Rhinehart on the ship.
We waited for two hours.
And bitter. And ugly.
Oh, my pearls! My pearls!
Hi
It didn't seem to bother you when sausages
is the, uh, bingo...?
Well, yes, I know, sir. But on our cruises
We're starting all over again. You're right, you're right.
Oh my pearls, my pearls
They all cost money.
Maybe it's just that he was
What is that?
I'm just paying you to watch.
Death always makes 'em feel like failures.
Oh. Oh!
I'll kill you.
I have a relationship with your uncle.
( upbeat theme playing )
If they're alive, they show up.
Oh, I'd like that.
My pleasure.
The electrician said it's a short in the wiring.
That's a linen closet. Oh. Oh. Ho-ho-ho.
I bet you the boys enjoy it too.
( playful theme playing )
Hello. I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director.
Oh, they sound terrific. Are there just the two?
find someplace else to sleep?
( happily ): Oh, Dale!
I know that's not like me at all,
I'll step in 'em, and you boost me up to the roof.
He turns out to be just as rotten as the rest of 'em.
I'm really having a great time.
Hi. How did it go?
Is it? Yes.
Can't you complete just one sentence
and you can never believe anything they say.
Hi. Hi.
I'll get you a tranquilizer... No!
What? You can tell by looking at him?
swing over to the door on the next floor,
Goodbye, Lucas.
What if... Sir, hold it...
I hate anything with starch in it.