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I'm sorry, sir, but there's no Joanne Dressen
I know. I've had lots of practice.
Yes, I know. Silly me. I...
Mm. And fun. We did everything together.
No, thanks.
Hm. Carl's still waiting for the night they allow pajama tops
Just be thankful you're a woman.
And if you kill yourself, I couldn't kill myself.
Let me down, fool.
because he always pours you doubles.
On the last night of the cruise, maybe.
( mellow theme playing )
Oh, you poor dear.
( foghorn blaring )
We must discuss it sometime tomorrow.
Oh. Yes, and kind and strong and...
Oh. Thank you, Dale.
to the first insult, we'd find out who's to blame
Joanne.
( in high-pitched voice ): Are you serious?
It's stuck between floors, sir. ( sighs )
But she just sat there, she didn't say a word.
The expensive penthouse apartment, the summer house,
Why? Dead is a lousy way to live.
You're a woman.
We really enjoyed it. Oh, good.
( majestic theme playing )
around those ears. ( both chuckle )
Listen, you don't...
Oh, Dale. What am I gonna do?
I don't wanna put 'em in my pocket
with those innocent little eyes and says:
he would bring us a boat?
but I'm old-fashioned, Dennis.
The short one?
Oh, babyface, my dearest darling, dreamboat,
I'd better be heading back to town.
I guess you and I have a lot in common.
I made a vow once, and that means something to me.
Mm. Better than no sex at all.
it stays with you,
Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
( foghorn blares )
Dale. Well, I'm... I'm sorry that I'm acting this way.
Oh, I'd really love to, Dale.
We had a week at your uncle's beach house.
Susan, if it'll make you happy,
( man replies indistinctly )
( both chuckle )
There never will be any love.
and I'm getting my share.
No, no, hold, hold. What do you think, I'm some kind of idiot?
He didn't? No.
Mm, Chanel N°5.
I'm sorry. I'll let you do that.
You don't have to go on this cruise, you know.
Oh, Dale, he didn't show up.
( inhales )
Peter Dingle.
( mischievous theme playing )
( majestic theme playing )
What better way to start a very good evening.
You know, you're right. Yeah.
How can you sit there and let him do that to you?"
We were pretty close.
Chanel N°5. Oh.
Night.
Do you know what? I bet that he wasn't even
Sorry, Gopher, that's my book.
why this couple should not be joined in marriage?"
Here we go.
Dale!
It figures.
( upbeat theme playing )
You're lucky this isn't Wednesday.
( slow, dramatic theme playing )
Nice to see you.
Oh, that's awful.
the fancy cars.
Uh-huh. Well, maybe we can talk over dinner?