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I screamed bloody murder, and they told me... they promised... that all the books had been recalled!
We got you surrounded!
- ploughin'through town doin'80. - I thought we were doin' 85.
Oh. Trash bags?
My book, on the other hand, is the current bible of penologists...
Thank you, Warden.
That tears it. I ain't gonna listen to no more of this.
All right. All right.
You know, I have to admit y'all run a much better prison here than I expected.
Hey, look, Warden, I done a little research on Strikersville Prison...
I wasn't talkin' to you, punk. I was talkin' to him.
for a crime they didn't commit.
Now at Leavenworth, they've had tremendous success with the hair-styling concept. Absolutely incredible.
B.A. Baracus in a day care centre?
- Unfortunately, I guess he got hung up at the airport. - Have a seat.
- I want a trash bag. - Where do these morons come from?
Night nurses at that joint all have third-degree black belts, Face. You touch her, she'll break your caps.
and get to you guys with the stuff you need for the escape.
We found a book called The Reformed Convict by Dwight Pepper.
Murdock, bring that TV tape and collect Sneed.
Now y'all are legalized deputies of this county, so good huntin', huh?
I have heard enough.
See, there's the wings and there's the head.
I wonder if that mute's as tough as he looks?
They try to kill you.
Murdock, how did I let you talk me into this?