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Throws down fie Id, he's got a receiver open.

(CROWD CHEERING)

It just may not be where you like it.

It won't be there the next time.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

We ain't been south till we go to Texas.

you would have blown them jokers off the field.

So Jim Brown's gonna be wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey.

He's in his office.

And Jim Brown for letting me wear his number.

and for being a good man.

as a member of the Orangemen.

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

Maybe not even Art or Jack but especially Ernie.

BEN: Get out there. Let's go!

Even if he said you were a good coach?

132 yards and three touchdowns in the Cotton Bowl.

Negro polar bears.

Oh, he's gonna get a lot worse than that before he's done here.

the rules down here are your rules, too.

Didn't mention anything in your telegram about bringing Jim Brown.

You ready for this?

and we're gonna move him into a three-back formation.

Now, how do we feel about that?

I don't think I can be a part of what you want me to be a part of

...the Longhorns are looking to tie this game up

on an amazing 87-yard catch and run!

Sarette with a fake to Baker.

Break it up, ref!

Patrick, there's one for you.

You're gonna steal his number again?

I'd like a Pepsi. The same.

There's a bus going down from the church.

Davis picks up a big block

Neither does he.

ANNOUNCER 2: Fans, I wish all of you could be here

(CROWD JEERING)

Just collecting bottles.

All right! Let's go!

He's got talent, Jim.

All kidding aside, Gloria, would you care to dance?

What good would your time be here

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

They're good, Pops, thanks. I'm keeping them up.

ANNOUNCER 1: And in college football, the Syracuse Orangemen

And say, I know him. I went to school with him.

is because we have not met Clay Taylor and his teammates.

I asked him to come.

ERNIE: I know, but you'll get ejected. They won't.

Well, let's see. I told him you like your runners lazy,

do you feel added pressure to represent change?

Seven yards a carry, broke records, took your team to the Cotton Bowl,

Pleasure to meet you, son.

Where did you get these?

that's something. Yeah.

You're done for the day.

...led by Ernie Davis, from Elmira, New York.

That means he's lazy.

PLAYER: Sir! Ready?

So, we're going to run to the weak side?

I told them I had to think about it.

Well, a little bit of everything.

Did he cross the goal line?

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,

At least her sister is.

Sarette, what did Petey say about that broad?

/ sure didn't want to be remembered for running too slow.

QUARTERBACK: Six box! Six box! Set!

Right about now, I bet you're wondering

Same play! Same play! Same hole. Run it. Same play, same hole, on one.

SARETTE: Hut one!

(SINGING) Pepsi Cola hits the spot

I've been warned. What are you, my first grade teacher?

I tried not to run up the score.

We are going to run it...

Entering the fourth quarter of play,

You talking about the Heisman Trophy, Jim?

You see, lacrosse isn't just a sport.

And that's why winning this one

Here you go, Mike, Aaron, Nick.

All right, so you've got everybody and their dog

You're holding up the game. Let's go. I got it.

of Longhorn quarterback Bobby Lackey.

but I hear they have some great barbecue down here.

That he who lives by the sword will perish by the sword.

Which means that three of us,

All right. Ernie, Ernie, Ernie,