Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I come back and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant.
No, I'm not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
- I'll do anything to make that happen. MAN [ON TV]: Anything?
God, is it gum? Is it food? What's the deal?
Did you know that something really boring...
- What are...? Hi! - Hi.
Might as well be honest with you. We love her.
- I've got a surprise for you. - You got another ex-wife back there?
I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home.
Happy Valentine's Day!
She's right. Of course not.
But, Mona, I live here.
She's not a Tribbiani?
But we can't have her. No.
MAN: Now push! WOMAN: Unh!
I don't know. She seemed to think it was such a crazy idea.
- Why did you get me this? - What is it?
So are you just never gonna tell her?
You know what I want? I want a lot of things.
It'd be like you falling in love with a cat.