Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'll do anything to make that happen. MAN [ON TV]: Anything?
- What are...? Hi! - Hi.
Happy Valentine's Day!
God, is it gum? Is it food? What's the deal?
But, Mona, I live here.
- I've got a surprise for you. - You got another ex-wife back there?
- Why did you get me this? - What is it?
Might as well be honest with you. We love her.
You know what I want? I want a lot of things.
So are you just never gonna tell her?
No, I'm not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
But we can't have her. No.
MAN: Now push! WOMAN: Unh!
I don't know. She seemed to think it was such a crazy idea.
She's not a Tribbiani?
...I come back and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant.
I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home.
She's right. Of course not.
It'd be like you falling in love with a cat.
Did you know that something really boring...