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I couldn't hear you over the sound of your Adam's apple
- Grrnk... - No, still nothin'.
- What? - What is it?
Anybody have a joke about socks?
- Pfft, pfft! Ptuh! Pbbb! - There! Happy?
Why, on earth, would you do that?!
(speaks German)
You... Rrrnnnngh!
(scared whisper) Is she...
- Yes! - (big exhale) Whew!
Alright, once my patient arrives...
(tiny whispered terrified reactions)
Oh, and I'm just supposed to take your word?
- Both of you! - All right!
Goddamn.
So, uh...
- Why wouldn't there be? - KRIEGER: Stop it!
(startled yips)
I'm sorry! I... (gunshot)
Um, "Sock sock."
Yeah, climbing up to their mountaintop rape-shed.
- (long ahem) - Son of a... What?
- Wait a minute! - Are you nuts?
Which is why, you idiot, he's trying
And was it... Was it because you love me?