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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Jam it! - No!
- Zip it! - I...
But you have to promise to set
- I can explain! - Yes.
(chuckling) What's happening?
Mr. Zerk!
No, I was... gonna say rope salesmen.
(chuckles) Okay, then, I guess just pout.
(a wail, followed by sobbing)
It's not like he was walking around
Oh, I'm gonna miss the shit outta you.
I think it might be some kinda Hercule Poirot-type deal,
(chuckling)
Oh. Although right about now I'm guessing she wishes it didn't.
- I... no, shut up. - What is this all about?
I have a tendency to get sidetracked.
What?
And if I could, I'd sue you
(explosion, startled reactions to the noise)
No? Okay, I got one.
And the ransom money,
but if I were you, I'd just go ahead and jump out.
(explosive sob)
Then why'd you send me down to Long Beach
just to make ends meet on a government salary,
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