Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We're from Brooklyn. - Yeah.

You're looking for those plumbers?

I grew up at St Teresa's on Fulton Street.

A-ha. No, no, no. Don't touch it.

...will be de-evolved into monkeys.

- Ow! - Are you spending money on this stuff?

What I care about...is the future of our species.

Get 'em up, suckers! Koopa coins.

Give me the light. Come on, give me the light.

I'm tellin' you.

One of Brooklyn's largest construction projects has been ordered shut down

How did we get into sea turtles?

What is that down there?

♪ I do believe

Eddie Valiant from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Are the goombas training with the hand-held de-evolution gun?

♪ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur

What if we get you the rock? Will you get us Daisy?

The rock will merge our two dimensions. Lena, don't!

Let's get out of here. This place is crawling with giant lizards.

Yeah, but it's got the article about the missing Brooklyn girls.

Angelica, come here.

- Are you boys new here in town? - Lady, we're looking for somebody.

Wait for me. Don't take off.

You've done a lovely job.

You fool! It's been sealed off for years

My father? What do you know about my father?

♪ It's almost unreal

Boss! What did they do to you?

Look! It's Koopa's tower!

I like this room. Don't you?

- You're gettin' worse. - I'm gettin' worse?

I wanna apologise right now in case, when I start to get talking,

I'm the boss elsewhere. My boys need to get back to work here.

- Careful. - Woah!

- Where're you goin'? - Get some water.

It's him again.

- You said the Parkway. - I know.

Ah! Ah! In the name of King Koopa...

My friend, to the downfall of Koopa.

Where's my father?

She's in the goomba barracks on the 51st floor.

Ah! Come on, let's go.

After the merge, it will be nice to see the humans de-evolve, won't it?

I believe you’re a fig newton

Strap your bone on, kid. We're goin' in.

♪ The way that you touch, you got the power to heal

I wanna be with you.

Anything's possible, Mario. You just gotta believe.

Here she comes.

Too late, humans.

It's all sticky. Yuck!

Keep going. Got it.

Help these Marios around the side.

♪ Goom goom acka lacka lacka goom, Goom goom acka lacka goom goom

Boys! Boys! Sit down.

...is one evil, egg-sucking son of a snake.

I want you to meet...

All right. We'll both tell her.

Loyal, lethal...

but you wanna talk to somebody about it, you can call me.

This Isn't The 2023 Mario Movie!

We'll freeze 'em. Keep 'em busy while we make our way up.

♪ I love when you do that hocus pocus to me

I'm gonna drill it out.

where is that meteorite piece?

♪ I walked a dinosaur

Mario: Where the (BLEEP) are we?

♪ Showing out, showing out, hit and run

- They say it's dog. - Don't blow it this time.

What are you talking about?

Daisy, you too!

- I can make it. I got a good feeling. - You're not gonna jump.

♪ The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice

OK, I'll stay, you go.

but the plumbers are in the tunnel. They're on their way to the desert.

Just keep hanging. Close your eyes.

Where're you...? Put me down!

Fried tweeter, only 20 Koopons. You like little wigglers? 15.

Tsu'tey made a valiant effort to halt the Valkyrie shuttle's bombing run

♪ Take a deep breath

I'll not be able to merge the dimensions.