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If I want something, I take it.
- I can't see anything! - That's me.
It's not like we were being trendy.
One of them.
to get fat and pregnant and grow my own food?
You know, I've tried to tell you time and time again.
Oh, Gal.
- So much Xanax. - Mm.
Well, none of that matters now.
Wait!
behaving as if I'm everyone's second choice...
- ♪ I mean I love you ♪ - Yes. Thanks.
Your lifestyle Your lifestyle
probably even worse than what Madalena did to you,
Anyone can. It's meaningless.
All right, boss, we need an escape plan.
Aye.
Right?
Brilliant.
What are you talking about?
And when did you learn how to dance?
Go. Go.
♪ In other words, you love me ♪
♪ You're like some kind of sonnet ♪
so I made a blanket rule... no kissing.
because at least she had the guts to do it to your face.
Yeah.
No...
- So... - You crossed my mind, yes.
Actually, I'm not legally allowed
♪ Shut up, you ♪
Ribbit.
I fought pirates.