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and he mentioned you might be able to help me.
Oh, wow.
♪ It's insulting ♪
♪ Love is rude, it has a sort of smell ♪
You might already be dead.
and I did all that to be with a woman
Actually, I think I will take the sword.
♪ As our various parts rub with such delicious friction? ♪
♪ But who? ♪
Is... Anyone else uncomfortable?
Am I just repeating everything you say as a question?
That was amazing!
You keep acting like a prat.
- Your queen? - Mm.
Look, you don't have to feel bad.
No. There's not a problem.
♪ Love is strange ♪
I'll have to take your life, too...
Pretty girl, tiny waist, big eyes?
And I don't want to be any king.
who, hypothetically, we'll call "the queen."
Now, I serve the king, so I only follow his orders.
Just give me that!
- Yes. - Really?
I was gonna sing songs of your beauty.
If you really break it down...
- ♪ I love you ♪ - ♪ And always loved me? ♪
♪ Then it grins that dopey grin ♪
Is he that new magician I'm hearing so much about?
I have a plan that will allow me to remain as queen,
To be honest, I don't know how to feel.
♪ Here's your royal sword ♪
I've been so blind.