Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-To Lu! -To Lu!

Wait. Wait, Max. Meet me again, please?

[jazz music playing]

Let's do double plays.

Ah, ah, ah! Do not.

and that my life is basically a lie,

Bertie! We got company. Come on in.

[ball thudding]

Wait, did you come here to make fun of my sheets, because I have a lot of...

You know, I mean, I just said goodbye to my husband, possibly forever.

Yeah, I have heard that a couple of times.

-I'm good. -Really?

Hey! You Peaches.

[sighs] Not when it counts.

What is your problem now, Striker?

[Clance] Fuck those guys. Fuck Cheryl.

-That last one was pure heat. -Thanks.

-Ew, apple. -Mmm! I'll trade you for a pear.

-Sounds like the yips. -The what?

-Yeah. It's just a scratch. -Just a scratch.

Yeah. We're bleeding money!

[whispers] God damn it.

When I was a kid.

And you... never wondered why that is?

All right, gimme another.

Dear... Birds... Awful...

I can't believe we lost.

We were just fixin' to eat. Now, Bertie can cook. You hungry?

-It's what Dove would have wanted, so... -Yeah.

[player quietly] What?

And practice our double plays because Jo kept fucking that up last time.

No, no, no that's okay. You being such an asshole, it was hot.

Uh, is this white lady smiling at you?

-[Clance] This is hers. -[Max] I got Stu's.

I've been a real asshole lately.

-Oh. Oh, um, I blew my shot at the team. -Okay.

Oh, uh, no. Uh...

[Max] Hey, Mama.

[Jo] Sure looks like you could use it.

Wait, hold on, he said he's gonna shut us down?

-I'm on my shift, so... -It will actually just take one second.

I actually think I need to put baseball down for a little bit.

And I don't know that I can pitch the same way.

[Toni] Look at me and tell me that you don't think that she could turn into an invert?

I thought we had an understanding, brother?

That's for your ass, it's getting soft from sitting on the bench so long.

Joey, the world doesn't change.

Girl Scouts hate you!

-Excuse me? -Name one thing you like about me.

[player] What are we doing?

You've always had such good hair.