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Thanks. This helped.
-Oh, I am so good. Yeah. -Oh, good.
Keep your money.
Oh, okay. Sure.
No, I'm not.
You're the one who's different, Carson. Okay?
[Ana] Hey!
[continues humming]
Um... [clears throat]
You kept touching my butt last night.
That's okay. That's okay, it's still a great day.
-Great. -Jesus.
I think I might love her too.
You. You're starting.
Just had it handed to her.
[crowd chattering indistinctly]
-Uh... -Oh, come on, do you even wanna be here?
Fuck!
Hey! What are we doing?
-But good, you know. I'm okay, so... -Good.
-Mmm-hmm. -[chuckles]
Hey, Coach. I think you need to relax a little bit.
Ah!
-Why do you think he left? -Why else would he leave?
Ow.
But I'm the "fiery troublemaker"?
Yes, I wanna know what's really going on.
Yeah, okay. And remember, right in the mouth.
Your mama and I learned how to cut hair together.
her parents had her put away.
-No, but you can... -And I left a pot. I left a pot.
We're gonna beat 'em so bad they're gonna turn from Blue Sox to Black Sox!
[all laughing]
-Now I know you're the one who threw her away. -You will not disrespect me
This looks good.
I don't know what happened to make you talk like this...
[coughing]
All right, city girl.
Me and, and her.
I can't. I hate talking in front of people,
Okay. I don't let people walk all over me. All right? I just don't...
Yeah, I... Yeah... You know what, I actually, um... I'm gonna go pee.
-Okay, yep, sure, fine. -Okay.
Can we focus on the fucking game, please?
[moaning softly]
I can't keep doing this to myself.
Oh, great.
Well, I am Bertie. Everything else you said is up in the air.
You forgot your gear.
from now on, you're gonna be the best of friends.
When I talk... you listen.
-Ha-ha-ha. -[all laughing]
I always wondered what she did to you.
I just need to talk for a second.
[exhales]
[exhales]
It's a very high register.
[muttering]
Yeah, it's the only thing I want.
[all laughing]
Me too. My whole life. [chuckles]
[Edgar] And with you, it always comes back to Bertie.
Uh, it's a... I was working on a comic for Guy.
and throw the ball around just to make him run, you know?
[horn sounding]
and Mr. Baker Jr. said that I need to pull the team together, or else.