Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

1997 universal studios
It 's a dollar...
That's my little sister Carol.
Not to mention that my wife left me,
Right. Everything's a joke to this guy. Just like that thing.
I can't believe that I believed
Only positive energy allowed beyond this point.
Shut up!
But do jokes about the traffic, do impressions,
If I'd have known for just one second
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with a--
Everybody has secretly brought along a joint.
I'm gonna tell you something, Kaufman-- we've had enough of your crap!
Goddamn! I paid ten bucks for that cigar!
No one's ever done it. I'm not like everyone else.
Look, I-listen. Listen to me.
- That was a great show. - Yeah, good show for you. Um, George.
Yes, sir, when there is a wrong to right
If you believe
Just slowly come back to the mantra.
What a beautiful sight
In that case, it has been an honor. "Good-bee"!
We're gonna-- We're gonna start by singing some songs.
Man, look, it's credibility.
Okay.
You'd be back to bother me
Vo...
You're not welcome anymore
I've got some freaky rare kind.
- A-ki-chay-wah - A-ki-chay-wah
Get him off of her. Come on!
that lucky little lady...
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir!
These guys are brilliant. I wanna be a bad guy wrestler in the worst way.
now Mama Rivoli's is proud to present...
Attacking.
Or never belong
- He's waited for this his whole life. - There'll be other shots.
for this friendly, friendly world.
Faster! Faster! Faster!
stepping inside a squared circle.
Whew. Maybe that one isn't for you.
I wanna be the biggest star in the world.
Read the cue cards.
- Kick his butt! - Mr. Hollywood.
There 's nothing up his sleeve
There 's nothing up his sleeve
Welcome back to Saturday Night Live.
- You guys ever go to Vegas, - Yeah, yeah.
and it's wonderful, wonderful...
You see? You see this?
I'm always
'Cause I've always gotta be one step ahead of them.
But then I spent so many nights
Yeah.
I hope you have a small family.
How is this gonna make you the biggest star in the world?
Ahem. I'm actually British.
Andy.
Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Over my shoulder a piano falls
But why doesn't the other one just learn how to drive?
But I have my own sports show.
- Oh, I don't think-- - Okay, hit it!
Yeah, gee,
What am I, Harry Houdini, huh?
Oh, blue, blue blue suede shoes
That's smart.
...lare
Put it right there.
Big freaking deal! Tell me something I don't know, toadstool!
I can quit anytime I want, baby!
This is bad.
Abi-dabi-dabu-eh
And, uh, Taxi must guarantee...
musical guest Andy Kaufman!
I'm Jerry Lawler, the king of Memphis wrestling!
Thankful for this friendly, friendly
- "Take my wife, please"? - At least it's a joke. Try some jokes.
Now, let's go do wn andmeet some ofthe audience.
the--
- Live from the Los Angeles Basin, - Janice, it 's on!
Wait up.
God!
Oh, yes we drive a taxi
I-It took me an hour and a half to get here.
There is nothing up my sleeve
It 's a good deal.
Oh, the King just threw Kaufman down like a rag doll!
Yeah, I know all the tricks. How are you doin'?
Andy Kaufman and the wrestling match
Attacking.
Yeah, we all agree, uh, completely about the wrestling.
Be quiet when a man is talking!
So we're leaving the decision up to you.
- Yes, I understand. - Very good. Could we please shake hands.
Go back to the kitchen where you belong before you get hurt.
Nobody cares where you're from!
Without the business, there's no show.
In this friendly friendly world
Dick!
Jump in bed Cover up your head
That's right.
- I can't sell booze-- - It's not about comedy. It's not about art.
There are buses outside! Everybody follow me!
on your special, you can fuck with their heads.
Jesus Christ, Carol, he's got lung cancer.