Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I'm already nude, you know- It just saves time.

Is Jackie being objectified? No!

- Mom, Dad, this is Fez. - Well, hello there.

Let's make you man-pretty.

- [Gasps] There it is again. - That's it. I'm gettin' my bat.

You're like the old lady who lived in a shoe.

Guys, Nina agreed to let me meet her parents.

- You're nuts. - Wow.

(Rock Group Singing)

everyone's talking about how sad your life is and how much they pity you.

I'm Jackie Burkhart. I got voted head cheerleader...

This is where I eat.

I don't sleep nude for any disgusting reason.

I think we're overlooking the mobile home option.

Bare-assed and holding a plastic bat.

I think what Kelso's trying to say is that...

"Donna, where's your spirit?"

Guys, I don't know what's going on with Nina.

bringing a girl into my house in the middle of the night?

Red, Red. Wait. Wait. What if it's a burglar?

God! I'm so sick of this!

That was my nickname in college.

and-and red hair is gross.

Please come stay with me.

I swear to God, if my three-man escape pod doesn't fit the star bay...

So, what, it's my fault, 'cause I didn't ask her right?

And, by the way, I see where Nina gets her lovely ass.

Then we got a big problem.

'cause they're too busy playing hockey or gettin' drunk...