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It's probably the same reason I won't let you meet my parents.
Okay. Okay. Here's what I th/nk.
- Yeah, but, Jackie, your dad's in prison, and your mom- - I'm sorry, Donna...
or that girlie little way you run.
Um, space command centers were ruined!
unfortunately, there are some people in this world...
- I'll do it. - Great.
Fine. There's the door. Don't let it hit your popular, little butt on the way out.
is because, well, you were right.
Like this one time, I left the supermarket in a really bad mood...
Oh, please. I'm a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son-of-a-bitch.
heads are gonna roll.
They don't make generalizations about people...
about bein' nude.
Like, remember the first time you met my parents?
Jackie needs a place to stay, and it'd be really cool...
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