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You know, I'm pretty good at sizing people up,
Listen, maybe I can help you.
Janet!
No. My problem isn't physical.
Are you kidding me or what?!
There he is, doctor!
- OK. - Right.
Am I attractive and exciting to you?
Do you have any idea what it feels like to take a woman for 20 bucks?
Freddy, as a younger man,
...and there they were...
You mean I'm goin' home with two princes?
But she raised me.
Number one! Number one! Number one! Number one!
No, thanks. I was doing great with my own look.
I never got on it.
(Freddy) I'm out of control!
If I could just get her alone, I think I could have a chance.
Why don't you just tell me what they are?
Portofino.
I'm saving my money for something special.
who's filling in for scott donovan? bart corchran.
so I had my father sell off the car and the furniture and all the jewelry.
- It makes my work so much harder. - Does that mean you'll see him?
Well...
She left the Excelsior Hotel in Genoa
Yeah, thank you.
We find a woman, set a price,
hey hoe
Janet!
and if they don't operate soon, she might...
- No! - Come on! You can do it!
Now He Can't See Us. - (Freddy Wails)
that Freddy will want to jump out of the wheelchair and join us.
I could kick your ass off this hill in a New York minute.
Have you seen enough, Mrs. Knudsen?
three bags of chips, a chocolate milk and two beers.
and an absolute magician at hiding a body.
Freddy. You still have so much to learn.
Huh?
(Freddy Sobs)
that I had taste and style, but not talent.
Ow!
Yes.
Have the honor to admit it, Freddy. You've lost.
And you majored in...?
(laughs)
- How far up is Portofino? - (woman) Portofino?
I tried to please him, but how could I have known?
Great!
We'll make her the bet.
(woman) Then consider the lives of the children.
(whistles tune)
- Good night, Freddy. - I'll be right back.
Ah! I made it! I made it!
Janet, come on.
I love you...
- Great. You can give me lift. - Do you have a hotel room?
ooh!
Ruprecht!
(whispering)
- Oh, I'm so sorry. - No!
- Let me show you the rest of the villa. - OK.
Anyway, come on up to the house.
Not mother?
Goodbye!
Oh, yes. And he can walk, just like the man said he could.
- What? - Cover your eyes.
But she's been quite ill lately... and the hospital bills have been adding up.
In Europe, Freddy, gardens take centuries to grow and cultivate.
Stop worrying, Andre.
- I see you know His Highness. - Who?
But I am going to help my gram-gram.
forget everything that you have seen and heard.
OK.
Said he was going to do some hunting in my Beaumont-sur-Mer.
Hi!
- But he can't! - Yes, he can. It's all in his mind.
I thought I was, till I met you.
Scusi.
Thank you.
- Not Mother? - No. But I have wonderful news.
- Oh, God! They're dancing! - Ssh-ssh-ssh.
- Listen. - (plays tune)
But Officer Benson will be staying with us.
- No. - No?
Do you really think it's possible?
Well, here we are.
It will be $50,000.
Now tell me, do you feel this?
(Janet sighs)
I can tell you've got a lot to learn about women.
Yeah.
I'm sorry I was so depressed this morning.
I wasn't very good.
Oh, Lady Fanny of Omaha?
that you would spend it wisely on beauty and culture.
No?
You are a wonderful person. Thank you.
Oh, but your feelings will be returned,
I would love to, but my grandmother is there and she's expecting me.
- (Freddy) Excuse me. Excuse me! - (woman gasps)