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Cheese it, it's the cops.
Your point being? Well, it's just that, for the third year running...
Mother, your maid is--
Because if it was-- Oh.
Okay, how about a slice?
...did those dastardly dagos kill him and then dress him up like a big giant penis, or--?
The rest of you can get out of my clothes and then out of my house.
2022?
Oh, okay. So I guess he walks in here already shot, obviously panicking...
Someone's framing Malory for murdering the prime minister of Italy.
Ew! Ugh. Ugh.
No, and it's detective. Murphy.
...then to keep pressure on the wounds, you greased him up, squeezed him into this--
Lana, it's the only way. What is?
What are you talking about? Self-defense. It's your only shot.
Mascalzone was shot five times.
Given the circumstances leading up to his death, which were--
I mean, indubitably, lieutenant
And so he started introducing all these accoutrements very gradually.
A zentai covers the face and head. I think a catsuit just stops here.
Good, it's none of your beeswax.
Why do you even--? Never mind, I don't even wanna know.
Whatever. Call it her can't, me won't.
Wait till you try it, because I'm just kind of winging it here.
...how's about we figure out a way to get that body out of the apartment?
Now, since I don't wanna be an accessory after the fact...