Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a disaster.

Apparently he wants April

Literally two of my favorite people on earth.

Typical Ron Swanson. Always thinking about yourself.

Um, everything's fine.

- And? - Straight as an arrow.

Look, I'm gonna tell you what I tell all my girlfriends

Nope, nope. I'm all good.

that Chris can't make lunch today.

So we are throwing a little shindig

I'm just calling to let you know

and I think deep down, you know that.

Post pizza, pre ice cream,

and said, and I quote,

Well, the people in this room are your methadone.

Whale tale. Whale tale.

I'd like them in multiple colors.

We need the Pawnee police force

Oh, wait! I have a post-it for you.

You used to be a man.

Fight fire with fire, Leslie.

Wow, move all the way to Indianapolis,

I'd like you to get me some more post-its.

I didn’t shave it off. It rubbed off. From friction

Huh. So she... Okay.

I'm sorry that I had to cancel lunch.

I Knew It. It's A Boy! Peanuts & Marbles & Magical Miracles, That's What Little Boys Made of!

sipping on joy juice and tripping on Tammy.

We had no choice.

We'll be happy together.

Ann and I are headed out

April? What are you doing here?