Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Leslie Knope gets as many favors as she needs.
'Cause I thought it was on beating-a-dead-horse boulevard.
You're not gonna return them?
It's been kind of a crazy night.
May we both find it.
like, when to ask the chief for this huge critical favor?
But that's not why I'm here.
so let's go talk to the chief.
She's moving back to Canada.
Can I ask why?
We've received this letter from a collection agency
Everybody starts somewhere.
- I'm in control. - What's up?
Yes. I know exactly when we should do it.
just try to chew yourself free.
Look, I just wanted to show him what it felt like
April, could you come in here a second?
with my lady friend,
A lovely, intelligent, self-possessed
Sure, what can I do you for?
She also sent me flowers.
Oh, so it's okay for you to have a girlfriend,
I admit there was a time when that sort of behavior
But really, she's just a manipulative, psychotic,
So that's something.
Calzones are like pizzas but they're harder to eat.
I didn't see you come in.
She's flashing a whale tale. Abort. Abort.