Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, professor,

Before I discuss the contents of this course,

Okay. They can't see me like this. Stall them.

Yes. First of all,

This is ridiculous. There's nothing here I even remotely qualify for.

♪ everybody know♪

Did he have a knife? I think he had a knife.

Look, no offense. Really, just a joke. Hey, no problem.

You're really unbelievable. You said they were a militant group.

And if that means you've got to work twice as hard...

hey, no offense. Right, pal?

All right! Home, sweet home.

and used it to buy timeshare in a condo in Barbados!

He always wants more! He probably wants to sleep with my wife!

That you believe your father misinterpreted my advice to him,

What? A black negro!

Well, Jesus, you just don't have enough time! Exactly!

Get me some more watermelon while you're at it.

You better tell her the truth.

I haven't. I've seen it on mountaintops, but

Who gives a shit. Whitney, you gotta get out of here. Mark, mark.

Well, bye bye. Let's get together, real soon!

A black negro? Right.

Me Quambo will destroy you.

You must have learned a great deal more than you bargained for through this experience.

Oh, mark, I can't tell you how sorry I was to hear...

Not that I don't have the same respect for you you may shut up now,

My name's mark Watson. What's yours?

Supposed to get the key from a guy named Roy McGrady.

Uh, I changed my mind.

Ten thousand, four hundred and ninety-three dollars.

If this were a court of law, you would be cited for contempt.

to the institution whose trust he has forsaken.

I'd say this whole thing is an argument against these affirmative action scholarships.

♪ hey, don't you fret ♪

♪ how will it end ♪

You know, gordo, I could probably go to jail for this.

He writes to her every week just to let her know how smart she is.

excuse me, but we are now official members of the upper crust.

Yes, sir. You have that paper on my desk by 9:00 tomorrow morning.

I just feel so frustrated!

♫ but maybe I should go hide it.

the final is less than two weeks away,

Well, that's great, Marko.

Shit, I never thought about anything.

Quarterback. You get a thousand black guys and one white guy,

What are you gonna do?

Brad. How's it going, Gordon?

So I went over to see Seth at his lab the other day, and he gave me these pills.

Well, this is it!

So, you go to Harvard?

personal problems, anything,

What a relief. Well, I mean, it's not like I'm poor or something.

When he was 18, he wanted college,

You see, I have a son about your age.

Well, then why the hell didn't you stop me?

♪ I learned to love before I could eat ♪

Cheese, punch, a new car

I can't. I gotta stay here and figure out what I'm gonna do.

Hi, there. Hi. Remember me?

It wasn't the one she was wearing, of course, but it's a start.

So, if you hadn't come along, the money would have just sat there? Exactly!

I understand you are allowed one phone call from jail?

Maybe she likes me.

Have a nice Thanksgiving.

I don't believe I have your paper.

Much like your own.

That despite his race and upbringing,

Could understand.

Some of them are true. Like the breast thing.

♪ when you fall in love ♪

Of course you could go to jail for this.

No wonder. No wonder.

She might recognize your voice. Gordy?

♪ grab the rope and I'll pull you in ♪

♪ oh, lord ♪ ♪ I'm a soul man ♪

♪ when I start lovin' oh, I can't stop ♪