Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I bet they are. I bet they are too.
So he can take Leonthat's Watson.
♪ on a delta road ♪
Ohh!
Five words, Gordo. For you, I have five words.
Mark, why don't you let us in? It's your parents.
Smart ass little rubberneck.
Yes, in the glove compartment of my Lamborghini.
Oh, I see. And these people are actually your parents.
Don't worry, Bradley. It's a long semester. Somebody will probably flunk out...
Broken bones? No.
Oh, I think it is. What are you saying, dad?
We've gotta go now, honey.
How incredibly swell to see you.
give daily evidence of underdeveloped intellect...
Very hard. Yes.
To study together.
Right. I want to believe you.
My circuits are damaged.
I'm sorry, Gordo, but I can't go crawling back there, like some pathetic wretch,
So, Mr. and Mrs. Watson, how do you find Boston?
Sandra Macclosky gets to.
Political science. Honors.
You gotta believe me. I believe you.
I work my ass off to give him everything he wants.
Don't apologize to me. Just remember,
The Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
maybe you'd like to get together sometime.
♪ be sure, honey ♪
It's the biggest and the best thing that a father could give to his son.
but, uh, we did share a dryer.
That's my stereo.
Yes. Yeah. You did.
What?
Merry Christmas.
You have a nice day too, ma'am.
in that, when we make a loan, it is important...
he encountered nothing but hostility and rejection at every turn.
come on down!
perhaps you should have taken the entire day off.
♪ everybody's got a dream ♪
Well, so did I.
with all due respect, sir,
♪ got what I got ♪
In his efforts to come by the money honestly,
oh. And what if I have an American express gold card?
All right. I'm listening.
It's all such a game.
she never told me that your roommate was, a, uh
♪ it's all in the soul ♫ hey, we oughta get an ocelot!
Oh, Mr. Watson?
♪ and scorn you too ♪
What? Seriously, mark. If two young, intelligent,
♪ 'cause you ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
what your father means to say is, dear, even though he seems like a real shithead sometimes,
Grandma and grandpa Walker, this is my friend, mark Watson. Glad to know you, mark.
Of course. But what does that really mean anyway?
Studying here makes me so... sleepy.
If you haven't lost it. I haven't lost it.
I feel terrible. I haven't gotten you anything.
On the inside, although I was black on the outside.
There's something else you wish to discuss with me, Mr. Watson?
We'll think of something.
♪ Springs hard as lead ♪
So ably began.
Mark, wait a minute. What are you talking about?
You see, they threw me in this cell with these real ass
Quiet.
One unpaid July 1983 bill in the amount of 57.43...
Whitney, what's yours? Hi! Gordon Bloomfeld.
Given half a chance.
I already did it! Yeah, but mark
We won't press charges. You can stay.
Maybe...
From the department of water and power.
you must be fully prepared for each class meeting,
Hi, Sarah. Hi
oh. We gotta go.
♪ but I'll make it better each and every day ♪
You're going to have to speak up. Hey! This is Brad...
Raspberry tart, mark? Oh, no thank you.
Well, on the playground.
Well, I tell you what. When you get out, have your girl call our girl...
In a still deeper sense.
Mark feels that he has done a grave injustice...
Okay. Why did the negro wear a tux on his way to his vasectomy? Why?
Oh, that.
I've always said, and you can check my record on this,