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♪ on a side street ♪
Go to your room. What?
And they told us that he is at the top of the transfer wait list!
Well wait. It's called shades of gray.
It's so beautiful.
Oh, right, your... chairiness.
hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Yeah, there may be. When your mother rented this place,
Mark, I understand what you're feeling.
You know, we both need this final to pull our grades up. And we still have ten days.
Why don't you come with me? I'd love for them to meet you. Uh, tonight, I don't
Please. Call me mark.
You know, I got a study date with Sarah Friday night?
♪ it's like a fantasy ♪
I am not a humorless man.
♪ when you fall in love ♪
I know you don't need the help, but I could really use it.
Sarah, wait a Se
♪ I got a black cat bone ♪
Miss Walker.
please see to it that they are funny!
To file criminal charges against a student.
Very authoritatively stated, Mr. Wizansky, and very wrong.
Vaya con dios, son.
♫ mark, what's going on?
Mark, you know that son of ours is just so proud of this girl here.
You have an American express gold card?
Can you name the precedent for us? Yes, sir.
Suspension. In some cases, expulsion.
♪ ain't got a friend ♪
No, it's not that. You're obviously hiding more than a Christmas present here.
♪ Coming to you ♪
♪ my only sin ♪
sexually compatible people can't work out their differences,
We would like to talk to you, mark, openly, honestly, privately.
Look, I really don't have time for this.
What did she say?
It looks like I'm not working hard enough.
♪ there's a magic in my life ♪
God, I just love sitting in alphabetical order, don't you?
Hi, Sarah. You ready to go to the library?
Mr. Watson,
Uh, I'm so sorry. We're out of that right now.
these people are obviously total lunatics.
Oh, look.
♪ I'm a soul man ♪ this is it, gordo.
♪ my only sin ♪
white on!
I'm gonna go check on that coffee.
You just have too much to do. You're working twice as hard as everybody else.
Germs. Filthy bacteria.
Mark Watson. Can I get you anything?
Very impressive.
I think it's like, you know, a real militant group.
Gordon, tell me what to do.
♪ it's totally academic ♪
He's interviewing with some of their top... horses.
what? Uh, you know, a black.
Okay. Friday night.
Internal bleeding?
that shouldn't affect my credit rating, because...
Terrific. You going to the special hearing?
These people? I don't know who these people are.
♪ I'm a soul man oh, lord ♪
How many black electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Mark, what I'm trying to say is
But they told me there were no other applicants. From Los Angeles.
I think not.
♪ and be your funky boyfriend ♪
I'm doing biochem research for a suntan lotion company.
Or die or something.
Some of you may have had easy lives up until now.
Excuse me, miss, but do you have any of that jello salad with the little marshmallows in it?
anything at all
♪ suddenly suddenly it's magic ♪
Yeah.
If you have a yellow card, ensure that it's signed...
So, uh, come on. Ernie, you guys get Leon.
I just have to study. Okay, so let's study together. I could drill you.
What do you mean, of course I could go never mind.
Mr. Van Dusen?
Very thin walls.
And then you pop up and steal it right from under me.
Your father's therapist thinks that he may have...
It's okay, Dorothy. Then who are these people?
Please leave your assignments with me before you go.
Bundy Dunbar, how many times have I asked you...
♪ we want the material kind ♪
Hi, Karim, how are
How could I have a credit history?
Mr. Wizansky present, sir.
From Los Angeles got accepted into Harvard this year?
to the individual who otherwise would have received those funds.
Can determine your entire future in the law.
About four. And out of that four, how many do you think were black?
♪ suddenly, suddenly ♪
The mail came. They're here.
♪ I'm a soul man ♪