Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Suntan lotion. I never thought Seth...

What's your name?

Look. I don't want to be a pain in the ass here,

♪ before I could eat ♪ ♪ hey, I was educated ♪

we'll have to adjourn this hearing and conduct our own investigation.

But just in case your secret way falls through,

One, two wait a minute!

♪ 'cause I'm a soul man ♪

Well, look, mark, there's a lot of good law schools around.

A lot of people compare it to a European city, but that's so stupid.

Uh, uh, what's the phrase I'm looking for? Not here. That's it. Mark's not here.

Is he blind? What?

You'll get no special treatment from me, Mr. Watson.

What are you talking about, dear?

We're two brilliant young men. We've got energy, imagination,

This is shit. These guys really suck.

How did you get in my kitchen? What's the meaning of this?

It's hard to say.

let's find out. Did she flunk or did she pass?

So George and I are at the checkout counter,

No, sir. I beg your pardon?

♪ is in my skin ♪

♪ they'll laugh at you ♪

Thank you, sir.

Maybe take a few hostages? Sure!

And we'll see what we can do for ya.

I've heard about this sort of thing.

And deteriorating moral fiber.

That was really good in there. I was impressed. Thanks.

Please, please. At least give me a chance.

In fact, one could argue that it was the lack of understanding of my client's special needs,

But if you're going to take up my class time making jokes,

I ask you to consider the mitigating circumstances surrounding his crime.

What do you think, George?

Yeow! ♪ I'm a soul man ♪

Went off without his earmuffs again.

Gimme that. Don't even think about it.

Do you hear me? No special treatment.

Hang on. Whoop.

America loves black people.

Do you think you could help me change the washer on my shower?

No excuses. I repeat, no excuses.

I just wanna say

In all those cases, I had the money. It's not like I couldn't make the payments.

I mean, we don't have any problems sexually, right?

♪ though impossible is all it seems ♪

♪ when you fall in love ♪

Come on, George and I will buy you dinner.

Perhaps you were aware that I serve as chairman on that committee.

to a young woman of demonstrated leadership ability

Who cares? Look at this place.

It's Sarah. Wait a minute.

I already know what I'm getting.

What are you talking about?

And I look at her and I say,

is Ronald Reagan, sir.

Oh, it is so good to see you!

Exactly! And if I could just explain myself to him...

Shut up, dad. You don't owe me any explanation.

There's no excuse for you

to be lenient...

♪ to be so black ♪

♪ it's totally academic ♫

I mean, when I got involved with her, I was really white...

Believe me, I understand what your people have been through.

In thus coming forward, my client throws himself upon the mercy of this committee.

On no formal charges,

What? What were you gonna say?

I love being black.

♪ but that don't help my case ♪

and when the antitrust suits come up, we handle the defense.

No, no. I'll open mine, you open yours. Okay.

♪ and everything's copacetic ♪

Bought your Christmas present and if you go into the room, you're gonna see what it is.

You see? You see? I knew you'd like me once you got to know me.

Those of you whose performance so far...

♪ gonna be a son of a gun ♪

What do you say? My place, tonight. I can't tonight.

Because, you know, I really don't feel like there's any red or white...

It's the opportunity of a lifetime!

Look, I'm not that good. Have you played before?

Wait a minute. Mark. Mark, what are you doing?

♪ you got somethin' ♪

Mr. Watson, I'm gonna level with you. This bank is finicky,

Mark, what are you doing with that thing on your head?