Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How about if I make a pot of coffee? No!

that if everyone learned to speak English,

Mark Watson is actually... white.

I'm gonna go confront him with this right now. Oh, boy!

♪ some grand design some crazy scheme ♪

So are you warm enough? Yeah, I'm warm enough.

Daddy, did I tell you mark's going to Harvard law school? On scholarship?

But, I thought we decided not to take that until next semester.

I mean, Harvard law school.

I met her at the laundromat. I'm not saying it's serious or anything,

♪ everybody knows I'm him ♪

To the most qualified applicant from Los Angeles, California.

We just sat together and watched our clothes rolling around on top of one another.

Well, congratulations.

Go back to your father, mark.

Anyone else here agree with miss Walker's citation?

Life this semester is not going to be easy for any of you.

♪ you got a boychild's comin' ♪

Before you say no...

I want to give him everything. You'll spoil him rotten.

Gordo, these babies are my ticket into Harvard law school!

♪ just the fear to overcome ♪

So, the way I figure it,

♪ I'm a soul man ♪

Wait a minute. You need to think. Let me think.

Good home, good education,

♪ I'm a soul man ♪

What the hell did I do? You changed lanes without signaling.

I just got in sort of a fight.

Okay. Fillmore, you can take Matthews.

Finding out if there's any hope for the world.

Thank you, that won't be necessary, uh

They're tanning pills. They chemically tan your skin.

I see he decided to come in native costume today.

No, Sarah. Just tell me the truth.

And, well, you really are very...

cheating, plagiarism, any sort of dishonest or inappropriate behavior.

Older people are going insane with anxiety about their financial futures.

and I meant no excuses.

getting pulverized by drunken bigots.

Your recommendation?

you can't just take a scholarship away from some black person.

Probably a lot of stuff I can't even imagine.

Okay. All right. On three.

And you expect memr. Watson,

♪ from good, good stock ♪

♪ I got the Johnny conqueroo ♪

I think I just changed my mind. I'm taking criminal law.

I said there would be no excuses for late work,

Somebody yelled mark. Excuse me.

I happen to love civil rights.

I'm Gordon Bloomfeld, Mr. Watson's chief counsel in this matter.

You know sign language. What did he say?

Listen, I was just wondering if, you know,

I'm Thinkin' about growing some 'dreads.

I'll bet mark's people are pretty proud of him too.

I'd like you to meet my good friend, uh, Karim.

Is that coming from your room? ♫

I'm having dinner with my parents tonight.

Gordo, gordo, gordo. How many people do you think...

Yeah? And what's your way?

♪ I'm a soul man ♪ ♪ soul man ♫

Cambridge, Massachusetts. Harvard university

♪ I'm a soul man ♪

You want to study on a Friday night?