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This is a veritable strikeaplooza!
I think our band better buy a whole bunch of music CDs
- See what? - Our band should play Christian rock.
I'm gonna show you something, and I don't think you're gonna like it.
That is the folly of man.
Gotta make a Platinum album before Kyle.
$400?
Yeah, you're gonna hurt the band!
Screw you Jimmy! Ya black @$$hole
You'll never get a platinum album doing Christian rock, Cartman.
Forever doomed to a life of semi luxury
No, but it appears you are actually in love with Ederson.
that Faith +1's debut album has just sold one million copies. "
- This is the worst day of my life. - This is the best day of my life.
You think downloading music for free is not a big deal?
Look, there's Lars now, sitting by his pool.
He beat us. Because all this time we've been so caught up
Lord, father in heaven, we thank you for all your blessings...
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
We play metal and punk but with lyrics that inspire faith in Christ.
We are going to start a Christian rock band.
Judas Priest.
From now on, Moop isn't about money, Moop is about music!
Christians have a built-in audience of over 180 million Americans.
Let's just get this over with, Cartman. You won the bet. Here's $10.
Besides, maybe our songs would have gotten downloaded for free,
and limited quantities are available!
- It is? - That's right.
"Dear Moop, this letter is to inform you
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus why don't we just shut off the light?
but it's times like these that you see what your band is made of.
No, Butters, you can't look happy on a album cover. That's not cool!
Cartman, what the hell is all this?