Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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I'll say it again! Fuck Jesus!

We just like to make sure the bands we sign

Okay, nice, very nice. All right, Token, give me a smooth bass line.

Anthony how many times do we have to go thru this

Well, of course I do. I mean, I just...

Fuck you, Eric!

- We won't make a dime! - Oh, yeah.

you can pay their $400 release and penalty fees.

This month he was hoping to have a gold-plated shark tank bar installed

Until we get people to stop downloading music for free, I say we refuse to play.

Please, enjoy! The presentation should begin shortly.

Look, Pops, I've got the music inside me. It's in my soul.

has refused to play!

Thank you so much. Christ has really blessed us with talent.

Boy, you sure seem driven, Eric. You must really have some inspiration.

- I told you, Token. - So what are we doing?

Fuck you Jimbo Hahahah

That's hard time you boys are looking at.

and add Jesus stuff to them.

D is a consonant a letter in the alphabet

Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.

Still want to leave, Token?

Tom, it appears now the musicians' strike is growing.

Featuring the very best in good, wholesome Christian music.

Be as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!

There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere.

Yes, I may be born again But I wasn't born again yesterday

to listen to for inspiration.

All right, everyone! Welcome to Christ-Fest 2003!

So it looks like you're too cool to care you're on an album cover,

I'm going to kill you one day Tolkein What did you say?

You get a platinum album for selling one million copies, you fat turd!