Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know how to play bass.
If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now.
Test
Back to you, Tom.
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross
the child will not get his tropical paradise.
Well, what are you saying, that you don't really love Christ?
Yes, yes. Thank you, praise him. I think we're ready to start now.
Oh, what a body I wish I could call it my own
Damn it! If we're gonna sell our hot Christian album,
Yes, it's really the best Christian album that's ever been produced, actually.
Fuck you, Token. You black asshole!
We didn't realise what we were doing.
I want to feel his salvation all over my face
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus
I can't help but think that he looks kind of hot
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And I'll be there selling my album.
Always good to be praying before you're playing.
The key to a hot selling Christian rock album
you black asshole!
Oh, yeah? I will bet you 10 bucks that if I start a Christian rock band
That's right, Metallica is behind you dudes 1,000%.
Our first album cover.
Leather bound bibles! Show your faith!
"We cordially invite you to attend the platinum album award ceremony,
Faith +1, is about to go platinum.
Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement
You're supposed to be standing in random places,
would stop them from downloading music off the Internet.
I just wanted to let you know the album for my Christian rock band,
The strike started yesterday and could go well into next week.
Just get the hell out of here, Cartman.
Who the hell is Moop
Fuck Jesus!
You just start that way, Stan, then you cross over. It's genius!