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We have to make a platinum album. Hurry, Butters!
Yeah, Dad, we're just rehearsing our band.
See, everyone on the Internet copies music from their CDs,
- Christian rock? - Think about it.
Just get that 10 bucks ready, Kyle. Ta-ta.
Hey, is this the way to the backstage?
Sent down from heaven The spirit and the glory
If we just play songs about how much we love Jesus,
financially wind-falling experiences of our young lives.
They need hip, cool music but with inspirational lyrics.
Then let's give it up now for one of Christian rock's biggest bands,
with a Christian rock band?
that people have agreed to stop.
And it's up to you to save me Jesus, baby
That's all we needed to know.
Not a big deal?
And I praise his holy name wherever I go
And hopefully, he won't make a big deal out of it.
More. More.
Yeah, you don't even know anything about Christianity.
"Jesus. "
to see our band in concert.
No, no, in Christian rock our albums go gold, then frankincense, then myrrh.
and all he's ever wanted is an island in French Polynesia.
Guys, we here at Faith Records were very moved
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Faith +1! - We love you! Praise Christ!
Yeah, and I'm more hip-hop and R&B-oriented.
Hey, guys, how's it going?
God damn it!
Summertime love It's gonna get me down
Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.
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