Christian Rock Hard - South Park [S07E09]

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Christian Rock Hard - South Park [S07E09]
TV-MAAnimationComedy

Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.

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29 Oct 2003
Christian Rock Hard
Trey Parker
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#1
Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.695
Fuck Jesus!
Fuck Jesus!
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.076
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Fuck you, Token. You black asshole!
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.278
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Fuck you, Eric!
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.235
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I know enough to exploit it.
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.011
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus why don't we just shut off the light?
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus why don't we just shut off the light?
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.398
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I want to feel his salvation all over my face
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.219
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.136
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Okay, nice, very nice. All right, Token, give me a smooth bass line.
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.784
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.783
Yes, I may be born again But I wasn't born again yesterday
Yes, I may be born again But I wasn't born again yesterday
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.080
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#12
Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.041
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.825
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Stan, are you okay?
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.299
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My ears are bleeding!
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.270
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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Welcome! Welcome, everyone!
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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Sent down from heaven The spirit and the glory
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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Be as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.265
The body of Christ
The body of Christ
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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