Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This wasn't a successful funeral for me.
Right. Is everything ready?
A small mocha, please.
Ohh...
I'm sorry, Moss. I've really got to go.
Chitter.
- ( ringing stops ) - Oh, she's rung out. Oh, sh--
And, Ross, I'm going to tell you what that secret is.
Here it is. Oh!
- she paid me that lovely compliment. - ( chuckles )
Say the thing I want you to say.
I wasn't really listening.
Oh, they wish we were dead.
where each player takes the role of a Danish
I laughed my hole off.
Okay, so-- what the hell is that?
( laughs ) I'm glad you realize now
Yes.
Eh?
What do we normally do when we get into a scrape?
Hello, and welcome to this very special presentation for women
Yeah, well, I've got the posters up,
- I wasn't concentrating. - Emotionally artistic?
Man: Unfortunately with current technology,
Well, this is perfect. My wonderful assistant Joan
Man: If you don't put it in all the way,
That's the spirit, Jen.
Woman: The new footage has led to the pair being identified--
What do you think?
It's the new look "Game Board."
it's not as god-awful as I thought it would be.
Oh, no one, just an old friend.
I'll just draw a sad face.
Jen: Oh, I forgot about you.
and I tried to put other things in my head,
it doesn't really count.
that the things that happen to us
Ohh. Funerals are sad.
( gibbering ) What did you do that for?
( mutters )
To every problem there's a solution.
Okay, coming up.
And I suppose I hate women too. Lol."
- Yes. - We're gonna put the casket on our collective shoulders
Sure, yeah, I'd love to.
- ( sighs ) Oh. - ( phone ringing )
- This guy's... - Roger Booth.
You're just too small!
The woman who's been dubbed by various online commentators as...
the meds in my stomach when i dont have breakfast
Thank you, Mr. Reynholm.
Jen Barber, do you hate women?
Well, that I can understand.
You're goddamn right we are.
Do what I do when I need to cry--
So I'm gonna have to look convincingly sad
Jen Barber, not a hater of women,
- Why not? - Because he's too small, Jen.
It's best if you're conversational and off the cuff.
And I'll tell you something else,
Hi, thanks so much for helping us out.
"Not being attacked."
( theme music playing )
They're lighter, airier and less constrictive than men's trousers.
and she needs to know that.
Boo! Boo!
I can only thank you once again for--
Anonymous: ...which then leads to him being hit by a van with tits.
Care to have a look?