Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm dating my son of a bitch ex-husband.

I'm dating my son of a bitch ex-husband.

you decided to become a cop and protect everyone.

Laser Tag Team building exercise

It's very thorough.

Adults don't care about their birthdays.

And also, remember your turtle, Graham Crackers?

You have the right to an attorney.

- Mom, seriously, the fire? - It's fine.

he flew in on his day off just to bring me soup.

- See anything, Sarge? - Not yet.

"Just a straight line." Come on!

I wanted to surprise you.

Bonnie who wears a wig?

Is walking really so hard for you?

The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout

I just wanted you to text me Mb dad joke every six months.

Now just blow out your candles.

I think we all clearly saw where Mr. Tran threw the drugs

I don't understand those things.

Red wine over ice.

I mean, deaf people, they're the real talents.

you really showed me what a selfish jerk I was.

Do you think Sarge is gonna be mad

No, you're not.

But it was really nice.

And I know he has been a selfish jerk,

I saw your weird dad butt,

Please back that tape up.

I wished that you would leave.

I don't want to hurt your mother.

Look, all right, you know what?

What a waste of time.

On what grounds?

He's headed toward the restaurant!

Jake, I've dated a lot of men in the last 20 years.

I know this isn't the best time,

It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your...

My dad was a prisoner of war in Korea,

Can we please have our questions back?

I'd rather get shot.

how my dad left us and ruined our lives,

and that is a direct order.

that will prevent the apocalypse

I know Morse code!

"She's Fallen For 20 Nigerian Scams?"

You do you, Boyle.

- blue. - I'm not hungry.

- everything that he's done. - What did he do, Jake?

"Escape the Room" team-building exercise?

Okay, we have maps, a pantry, beds, a desk.

And the military...

fart-dumb, moron parade, smart-ass team!

You have the right to remain silent.

aside from humping it up with ladies.

That's my penis?

Also, no one's gonna see it on that little TV.

It sure does, and it's so delicious.

Someone's in here!

We're going to Long Island City and we will bond meaningfully,

Unique New York.

Um, right, why would you be?

Yeah, well I am surprised that you know it's my birthday.

that I spilled "fuh" on the cam?

I wouldn't say I'm very good.

I oughta throw up in your face.

- I don't know. - Time.

Just like Diane Keaton, or so she always says.

Bonnie who wears a wig?

Yay. Open the door.

and feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand:

Sorry. I've been a little busy trying to solve the puzzle

but he really has changed.

really wants to talk about this, Jake.

and I need these field tests to go well.

did you have a nose ring in high school?

I'm not gonna mispronounce it.