Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And now look. You have become one of the skankiest hos...

Thank God. That guy sucked so much.

...I have ever had the privilege to throw out of a moving car.

Okay, here's my club persona. I'm a Persian stud, name of Rashid.

- It meant nothing. - Liar.

Stan, where have you been? I went to the park, I left you messages.

Holy shit Fuck you

I planted it to commemorate the first time we ever made love.

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That's it. Tickets are off the table.

I think I rather new year's isn't unspoil cause universe.

Now I know what you meant about it being just sex.

- I'm recently divorced. You? - No. I'm married to my work.

Me in the bathroom

...for it is far too hot for human consumption.

Joanna and I traded rooms with some bald guy.

Anyway, madam, I wanna dispute some of these charges on my cell phone bill.

I’m Still Pissed off

I don't know anyone in Victorville.

Said the carpet in the honeymoon suite was spooking his frog.

You are some of the best hos I've ever had.