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...for it is far too hot for human consumption.
Said the carpet in the honeymoon suite was spooking his frog.
And now look. You have become one of the skankiest hos...
Holy shit Fuck you
Me in the bathroom
I’m Still Pissed off
Stan, where have you been? I went to the park, I left you messages.
...I have ever had the privilege to throw out of a moving car.
- I'm recently divorced. You? - No. I'm married to my work.
Aw Thank you
I don't know anyone in Victorville.
Okay, here's my club persona. I'm a Persian stud, name of Rashid.
- It meant nothing. - Liar.
Now I know what you meant about it being just sex.
Anyway, madam, I wanna dispute some of these charges on my cell phone bill.
You are some of the best hos I've ever had.
That's it. Tickets are off the table.
I think I rather new year's isn't unspoil cause universe.
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Joanna and I traded rooms with some bald guy.
Thank God. That guy sucked so much.
I planted it to commemorate the first time we ever made love.