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- Three. - Three.
Stan, you're here.
I've never slept with anyone except you.
No.
The thing is, I've been with so many men that he couldn't perform in bed.
- Are you the hooker? - Sorry, wrong Smith.
Let's kill his parents next. Let's kill them all.
Hands off my man!
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Oh, Roger, Stan was supposed to have sex with her, not fall in love.
But you, you have a sex garden...
I'm sorry, Francine. I took sacred wedding vows today...
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Don't be ridiculous. I can't cheat on you.
Cougar Boost energy drink. I gotta cram for finals.
Okay, we want them. We want them.
Hi.
These look like they're handwritten.
What the F*** is going on!
Hayley, your mother insisted.
Rumor has it, within its unexplored depths lives an Indian tribe...
My phone was off. What's going on?
- Like the sex I just had with Joanna. - You had sex with her?
- I don't even care. - You are one cool customer.
And though that moment only lasted seconds...
- I'm not scared. - I'll marry the crap out of you.
Ahoy, fair masticators. Behold your fondue.
I got remarried. Francine, could you take a picture of us?
So where's all our stuff?
Do you, Patrick, promise to...
...and I don't take vows lightly.
Salt. Remember, love is patient, kind.
I feel... I feel...
Just a little bit farther for your anniversary surprise.
Too much. It's ruined. Get out. You disgust me.
All right, that's it.