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Should I call her? No, no, I shouldn't. I don't wanna seem desperate.
I sold you fake tickets and still all you wanna do is help me.
You're saying that to make me feel better because I've never had sex with anyone.
It's for Science!
Each one for a different man I slept with.
Then you'll see that sex with somebody you don't love is no big deal.
Kids, give your new mom a kiss goodbye.
We need to get back to Concord for my mom's funeral.
- Honey, can I have my lipstick? - Oh, sure.
...having breakfast for dinner with an abusive Persian.
Then we started to drift apart.
You push the button halfway to focus.
I never said anything, because it sounded so fey.
Yeah. I'm gonna pull an all-afternooner.
################################ fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shitnfuck shit?
I have one of those.
You waited. I made that happen. Now go.
Eelenky Namptannem
Hotter than the pair of speakers I bought today off the back of a truck.
- What did you do to your computer? - Gotta find out how it works.
Give me a chance.
...but that's because I believed in you.
It's Joanna. She doesn't play games. What a gal. I'm gonna take this upstairs.
It wasn't making love, it was sex Mechanical, degrading, pulling-gravel-from-my-knees sex
No. No, no. I'm not gonna be that guy who's always bagging on his ex.