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I never said anything, because it sounded so fey.
No. No, no. I'm not gonna be that guy who's always bagging on his ex.
I sold you fake tickets and still all you wanna do is help me.
You're saying that to make me feel better because I've never had sex with anyone.
Should I call her? No, no, I shouldn't. I don't wanna seem desperate.
Give me a chance.
I have one of those.
Kids, give your new mom a kiss goodbye.
################################ fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shitnfuck shit?
- What did you do to your computer? - Gotta find out how it works.
We need to get back to Concord for my mom's funeral.
- Honey, can I have my lipstick? - Oh, sure.
You waited. I made that happen. Now go.
It's for Science!
It's Joanna. She doesn't play games. What a gal. I'm gonna take this upstairs.
...but that's because I believed in you.
You push the button halfway to focus.
Hotter than the pair of speakers I bought today off the back of a truck.
Each one for a different man I slept with.
Then you'll see that sex with somebody you don't love is no big deal.
Yeah. I'm gonna pull an all-afternooner.
...having breakfast for dinner with an abusive Persian.
Eelenky Namptannem
Then we started to drift apart.
It wasn't making love, it was sex Mechanical, degrading, pulling-gravel-from-my-knees sex