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Oh, Stan, I'm so sorry.
Don't worry. There are ways to treat it:
- Would you like another? - Why not? I'm one of them now.
My daughter and I were touring the Capitol and our car ran out of gas.
It's for science.
Yeah, my game was pretty tight last night.
We talked, shared some laughs, had some gunplay.
You better wake up and listen to what you're saying.
You making love to all those other men.
We have another date tomorrow. We're going on a picnic.
- Not really. I'm still pissed off. - It's about the journey.
I love you.
Steve, our parents are divorced.
I've lived that life, and Stan saved me from it.
Well, I can't change how I feel.
Help your pee blood, Hans. What? No! No pee blood! Ow! Ow!
Now I remember why I hate these places: Crowded, loud.
...of a more compatible woman.
I don't know. I usually like to have my wits about me.
- I'm cocking my gun. - One. Safety's off.